I don't know how long this will be since I got home later than I expected and I have to get up early in the morning (I hate having to do that on the weekend) for an eye exam. Probably get a new pair of glasses while I am at it. Especially since my coverage will pay for the lenses and most of the cost of the frames as well.
Anyway...
I was in Borders Books tonight and was checking out some CDs while I was there. While I was checking out the Spoken Word section one of the clerks walked by, looked at me and said "If you are looking for the new CD from the Blue Collar Tour guy, it is at the front of the store." Then she walked off.
I was thrown by it for a second wondering why she would assume I was looking for that CD. I don't even know who she was talking about. Granted I watched both of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour movies and know who all four of the guys are, but she didn't say which one it was and I haven't paid attention to CD releases from any of them.
So why did she say it?
OK, I was a big guy wearing jeans and work boots.
OK, I was wearing an old work shirt, open and untucked, over a plain t-shirt.
OK, I was wearing a woodland camo bandana as a do-rag to keep my hair out of the way. (You can look at this picture to see how much hair it had to deal with.)
But even with all that she had no way to know that I was a country boy who spent a lot of time in my younger years working on my grandparent's (and uncle's) farms. Helping with the harvest in the vegetable fields and the orchard. Not to mention the time I spent bailing hay.
The thing is I was holding two CDs when she said it. One was classical music and the other was Monty Python.
Although I do have to admit, even though I work as a web developer, which I guess is a white collar job, I am more of a blue collar person after all.
Night, y'all.
Mm. Maybe she's just a fan and was trying to point you to the CD to make you think about buying it.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she was a loony.
Or maybe she was trying to pick you up.
[random other possibilities]
Cheers,
R'pus.
A fan? I have fans?
ReplyDeleteOr do you mean a fan of the Blue Collar guys?